Pants 0. Shit 1.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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