he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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