Its about making memories worth repressing
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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