at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish I only lived at night.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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