My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
pop tarts are not kleenex
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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