I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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