Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
