Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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