He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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