so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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