You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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