I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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