with your own penis?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He did a backflip because drugs
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