Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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