try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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