We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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