ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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