I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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