So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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