The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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