I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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