i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I have grass duct taped all over my body
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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