Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Houston, we have a blender
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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