so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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