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when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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