I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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