she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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