lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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