it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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