So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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