I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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