She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Farmville is her only friend.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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