Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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