My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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