i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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