Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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