if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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