did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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