I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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