lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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