is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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