p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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