so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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