You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You were trust falling into bushes
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