apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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