No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I had to cum in my sink.
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