I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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