just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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