I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid