we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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