it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.