Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!