So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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