I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
4 words: hood of his car
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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